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В этой теме категорически не на что смотреть. Srsly.
Прелат Дорм: На могиле Босса! Застрелился! Снейк! 8**(
Прелат Дорм: ах да, не каждый бифштекс обязательно обитаем.
Пастор Криггер: Я боюсь, что только непосредственное сравнение карт может выявить истину, параноики вы этакие.
Первосвященник Кинет:
Прелат Дорм:
Прелат Дорм: ой не то
Пастор Криггер: Вывод: Дорм и Товарищ играют одной и той же армией.
Прелат Дорм: Да, Проклятым Легионом Нильсена.
Пастор Криггер: Ах этот проклятый легион!
Прелат Дорм: БВХАХАХА! (прим: здесь и далее - демонический смех Лесли Нильсена)
Первосвященник Кинет: Мир, на котором я нахожусь, сочинялся ТоРом в период острой нехватки им денег даже на еду. Этот мир - гигантский овощной суп с рагу. Давайте оставлять на мирах где мы были имбирные печеньки, чтобы потом мы могли друг друга найти
Прелат Дорм: Давайте, только я свои печеньки съел.
Пастор Криггер: А мои съел ТоР. Так что предлагаю оставлять на пройденных мирах ТоРа.
Прелат Дорм: Давайте. Только своего ТоРа я съел.
Первосвященник Кинет: А моего съел ТоР-каннибал
Прелат Дорм: Который носит маску в форме чудо-шоколада?
Пастор Криггер: Тор прислал мне укуренный текст, что дальше делать-то? Вы что-нибудь сделали?
Первосвященник Кинет: нужно ждать указаний ТоРа относительно того что дальше делать
Пастор Криггер: Ясно, ещё недельку.
Прелат Дорм: А мне даже текста не прислал. Наверное, потому, что я вчера вечером недостаточно им восторгался.
Пастор Криггер: Надо было восТоРгаться.
Прелат Дорм: ТоР заменил мне картинку с тремя бифштексами на картинку с двумя. Кто съел третий бифштекс?!
Пастор Криггер: Тот же, кто и миндальные печеньки, полагаю.
Прелат Дорм: Да, это всё товарищ! И крошки от печенья мне на воротник он насыпал! И подливку от бифштекса вокруг моего рта он размазал!
Пастор Криггер: ^^ Честно говоря, я тоже написал пост во Франтишека. В последнее время на флудлкире явный переизбыток параллельных реальностей.
Первосвященник Кинет: Надо было мне давно забанить Шрёдингера - всё равно его старые анекдоты про кошек совсем не смешные.
Пастор Криггер: Я не мог не запостить это, простите. Stranger: hi You: Hi Stranger: from? You: And you? Stranger: usa You: You are american pig. You: We will nuke your cities. You: Our army is strong. Stranger: haha Stranger: what army? You: Our marvelous army You: Our leader wisely guides us Stranger: ok You: And your army is a banch of fat imperialistic pigs You: I am from North Korea Stranger: really? You: Yes Stranger: i didn't think NK was allowed internet access You: We have a better state than you think You: We are not worse than you You: Even better. You government don't fool us Stranger: who said you were worse? You: Don't you think so? Stranger: no You: Than why didn't they arrest you? Stranger: i would like to visit your country You: It is impossible You: We don't let capitalists into our country Stranger: no us visas allowed? You: No You: Especially for the USA Stranger: don't beleive what you hear about us Stranger: most of its wrong You: Than why did you destroy Iraq, Iran and Afghanistan? Stranger: that was bush, we got rid of him You: Why did you destroy USSR? Stranger: reagan, asshole... You: You always find a person to blame Stranger: we pick a new presidant every 4 years You: The whole system is wrong Stranger: sometimes we screw up You: All your presidents are the same capitalists Stranger: not all are the same Stranger: and capitalism combined with socialism works You: Obama wants to destroy Pakistan Stranger: he doesn't want to destroy anything You: Prove it Stranger: read his speeches on foriegn policy You: Read them yourself. He has repeatedly said that he wants to destroy Pakistan Stranger: really, missed that speech... You: Because they have nukes like we have. Stranger: lots of countries have nukes, we need more jobs and food You: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article2182955.ece You: Read this. You: You have already destroyed Iran, you want to destroy Pakistan and Russia because all these countries have nukes and doesn't want to succunb to your capitalism Stranger: be careful of the times, it's like our FOX news, can't trust them Stranger: you mean destroyed Iraq? You: Yes Stranger: we avoided a war with Iran by electing Obama Stranger: McCain wanted a war with Iran You: And Obama wants a war with Pakistan You: ANd all of you wants a war with Russia Stranger: Hope he doesn't want any more wars, the people don't want any at all You: Then why did you elect him? Stranger: we had 2 choices, we chose change You: If you have to choose between two wars, why don't you revolt? You: Revolution is the best choise You: It is the only way people can run the state Stranger: we demonstrate against the wars, and tell our leaders to end them Stranger: the people now run the state here after 8 years of tyranny Stranger: bush nearly destroyed us You: Obama's right hand is Hilary Clinton, wife of the man who started a war in Yugoslavia You: American war crimes are countless You: Your leaders stop at nothing to earn more money Stranger: that is why we want all wars to stop, the wars just make money for the rich You: You may choose communism and live in peace with all the nations Stranger: we become more socialist every day You: War in Pakistan is very socialistic Stranger: we the people don't want these wars You: I repeat: then revolt! You: When russians were tired of WWI, they did revolt You: And stopped the war Stranger: that is unlikely in the us, but not impossible Stranger: we tend to revolt through elections You: Elections are a part of capitalistic system You: A part aimed to fool the people You: To make them yhink they are really responsible for the policy Stranger: usa is part capitalist part socialist You: You must be kidding. You: USA is the main fortress of capitalism Stranger: no, listen to how the GOP conplains about the socialist part You: It is just a spectacle You: It is easier to have one wise leader insted of all your strawmen Stranger: we are marginalizing the GOP more and more You: Leaders of the USA changed, but foreign policy always was the same You: Mexica, Spain, two world wars, Vietnam, Afghanistan, Iraq Stranger: president and sec of state sets foriegn policy Stranger: we have had bad foriegn policies in the past Stranger: obama should improve our foriegn policy You: Why do you think you will have better in the future? You: Obama is capitalist You: They are all the same Stranger: the new leaders are more inclusive and actually listen to other countries Stranger: it was bush who insulted your leader You: It is an illusion You: Obama is pretty skilled at propaganda You: The only one who really could improve your foriegn policy is a Communist Stranger: the Communist party has never been able to win elections here You: It were you who didn't support it Stranger: we only have 2 viable political parties, that is a problem You: It only proves that your system is ill Stranger: many in the us want at least 3 parties You: You should create new party, people's party Stranger: in the past we had 4-5 Stranger: right now the democratic party is as close to a peoples party as we can muster You: That is what they made you think You: You don't even know about Pakistan You: You people's party don't tell you about its wars? Stranger: we get reports on Pakistan, but nothing to make us believe an invasion will happen Stranger: it would be very unpopular You: But no one will give a fuck You: The fails of your system are obvious Stranger: Pakistan is having big problems with the Taliban now You: Let other people decide themselves. You: You are not their leaders You: They didn't invite you. In fact they hate you Stranger: I think we should withdraw from Pakistan You: But Obama, your beloved leader, doesn't share your opinion You: Our leader does You: He is the real people's leader, we can die for him You: Could you die for Obama? Stranger: No, we shouldn't have to die for leaders You: But if he sends you to Pakistan? Stranger: Ever heard John Lennon's song Imagine? You: No Stranger: that's where we need to be You: It is a singer from the Beatles? Stranger: you can hear it on the internet, try youtube Stranger: yes, Beatles You: I don't like popular musik. Stranger: still, you should try it You: Well, probably I will. And? Stranger: here's the lyrics Stranger: http://www.metrolyrics.com/imagine-lyrics-john-lennon.html You: He was a communist! Stranger: yes, he was Stranger: and died too soon You: The system killed him Stranger: no a crazy guy with a gun killed him You: It was an asassin You: Din't tell me thet Kennedy was killed by Osvald and all the stuff Stranger: Fidel Castro killed Kennedy You: That's how your system works with the best of you Stranger: they were trying to kill each other You: Kastro isn't a real communist Stranger: true You: Khrushchev either Stranger: dont know about him... You: The one who promoted the Cold War You: I admire Lenin, he wanted all the borders to dissolve and all the people to live in peace Stranger: ok, the guy with the shoe Stranger: Lenin's wanted to break down barriers, that's good You: Then why don't you vote for his succesors? Stranger: the communist party is very small in the usa You: Then help to build it! Everything is in your hands Stranger: we decided to pick one of the viable parties and build it, trying to build a new party here is too hard You: These parties are poisoned with the past, with the capitalism You: Communists run the state in China, China is soon going to overtake you You: Communists are going to win elections in Japan, they eben made a manga version of Das Kapital Stranger: i didn't think china was a true communist country You: Former communists run the state in Russia You: However they are more communistic than you Stranger: my understanding is that true communism has never been tried You: Than try it, your country is world's first economy so far You: It is an odeal place to try You: Russia and China were poor when they took Communism You: Das Kapital says that only the developed countries may try Stranger: too many old people are afraid of change here You: They are not going to live forever You: The new generation must decide Stranger: we need an alien invasion Stranger: that way all nations can work together You: Well, don't take this as an offence, but now the only power significant enough to allow all the nations fight it together is your country Stranger: that is a problem, we need unity for the whole world You: Then spop bulling it Stranger: that was bush, and we want obama to end it You: I have already told you why he cannot You: You must work yoursellf and not rely on Obama Stranger: off topic, how do you type in english? You: I have a separate layout Stranger: on the keyboard, it has 2 layouts You: http://www2.hawaii.edu/~mihyunk/resource/images/keyboard.gif Stranger: ok, i was wondering how that worked You: Shift+Alt changes the layout Stranger: ours only has 1 layout You: Pretty obvious Stranger: we mostly use english and spanish You: We talk Korean and Chinese You: Some talk Russian and Japanese Stranger: Chinese is actually manderin right? You: It has a lot of dialects Stranger: what about Korean? Stranger: 1 dialect? You: At least 7 You: I don't know what those souther pigs speak Stranger: i like both koreas You: Korea must be united Stranger: need less borders, more unity You: You allowed Germany to unite because East Germany wanted to surrender You: But in our case it is vice versa You: You don't let us unite because we are communists and our army is strong Stranger: can the koreas never unite? You: They can if the southerners accept us with all our beliefs Stranger: they have to concede then? You: Yes You: We can wait, because we are confident in our victory Stranger: probably never happen Stranger: so people cant freely move across? You: They actually move, but it is not encouraged Stranger: can you go there? You: The main reason of the fall of DDR was the freedom of border crossing You: We prefer to have business with the Chinese and Russians Stranger: it sounds like our relations with cuba You: Well, it seems to me that you don't support wars and nationalism Stranger: nationalism is just another ism, like rasicm, sexism, etc You: Communism is good Stranger: any goverment that treats all people well with compassion is good You: We don't need compassion, we are satisfied with our lives You: We don't have any wars Stranger: that is good You: You should just follow our example not to have any wars You: Communism is very pacifistic and internationalistic Stranger: we learned our lesson from bush/iraq You: How many times do I have to repeat that Obama is a wolf in a sheep's disguise? Stranger: sorry, dont agree on obama being a wolf You: 8 years in forward, after a lost war in Pakistan, you will hate him just like Bush You: Remember my words Stranger: hope you are wrong Stranger: hear about this: Stranger: http://www.nkeconwatch.com/north-korea-uncovered-google-earth/ Stranger: you have to download google earth to use it properly You: What do I have to do with it? You: I know about my county's economy Stranger: it is like an annotated map of n korea showing what is where Stranger: there is cool stuff like a water slide in your leaders pool Stranger: and heart breaking stuff like a million graves from a famine You: At least we didn't slaughter millions of native americans Stranger: not pointing fingers, we have plenty of blood on our hands too You: Maybe the biggest share. Stranger: I think stalin gets that dubious prize Stranger: or maybe hitler You: I will explain You: The You: ^^ You: Millions of Russians and Germans died it the WWII because of your hesitation Stranger: true, we hesitated on ww2 and rushed into iraq, both bad moves You: Performed by capitalists Stranger: its more an issue of elitism than capitalism You: Your elite is capitalistic Stranger: that was true, we voted for change in november You: I am fed up with Obama and "change" You: He is a common strawman You: German associated change with Hitler Stranger: obama represents our hopes You: Nothing have ever been built with mere hopes Stranger: people actually got involved in the political process because of obama Stranger: i never campaigned for any politician before him Stranger: you are right about hitler, he did represent change at first You: Obama is partly like him: he represents hope, but secretly plots a war in Pakistan Stranger: he wants to capture bin laden, I say just forget it, let him go You: "Patriotic Act - II" You: And Bin Laden is actually Bush's agent You: Everyone knows it Stranger: maybe you are right Stranger: it will show Stranger: can you leave me a link to das kapital? Stranger: you have interested me You: http://www.pdf-search-engine.com/das-kapital-pdf.html You: I hope zou will enjoy it Stranger: me too Stranger: anyway, if obama fails, we will need another alternative Stranger: maybe communism You: You certainly will You: Now I need to go, I am needed at a parade You: Good bye Stranger: bye comrade
Первосвященник Кинет: АХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХААХ, ЭПИК ВИИИИН, ЭПИК ВИИИИН
Прелат Дорм: (Криггер отжёг) Алсо по сабжу: кто-нибудь уже походил в СС? (и да, знаю, что дед Криггера походил в СС ещё в 39м)
Первосвященник Кинет: Нет, я отчаянно пытаюсь понять стоит ли мне рисковать и идти в зону рагу, где организованно ходят какие-то гуманоиды, или немедленно валить с мира по островкам из овощей.
Прелат Дорм: Не доверяйте овощам, товарищ. Никогда. (а я пытаюсь выудить у ТоРа дополнительную информацию алогичными вопросами)
Первосвященник Кинет: Т.е вопросами типа "На высоте 7000 метров над уровнем моря летит сверхзвуковой самолёт, который на своей максимальной скорости попадает в область турбулентности. Вопрос: кто выиграл чемпионат англии по футболу в 1959 году?" ?
Прелат Дорм: Безусловно, товарищ, ведь впотьмах я принял ТоРа за Маркса.
Первосвященник Кинет: он опять вышел в суперигру?
Прелат Дорм: Маркс всегда выходит в суперигру, товарищ!
Пастор Криггер: Имеется в виду суперигра в щелбаны.
Прелат Дорм: В которой Маркс всегда побеждает, ведь щелбаны он даёт расширенным печатным изданием "Капитала"
Пастор Криггер: Бтв, вы уже походили? Я хочу посмотреть, как вы написали ваши посты.
Прелат Дорм: Была мысль создать своё альтер-эго с квентой и ролеплеить, отдавая приказы от его имени, но потом стало лень, а потом отслакерил: Ведомые остаются в первой зоне. После тяжёлого перехода стоит перевести дух, в который раз обратиться к Спанжу, говорить с ним. Вслушиваться в его шепотки-шорохи. Пытаться прочувствовать не известный ещё мир. На собственной шкуре его ощутить, усилиями всасывая через затекающие лёгкие. Запоминать. И так, чтоб не только глязь под ногтями осталась с нами, когда покинем его. Шрамы - памятки. (от Реакции только защищаться, первыми не атаковать)
Прелат Дорм: райт нау испытываю соблазн оживить свой отряд нелепыми действиями
Первосвященник Кинет: - Эй вы, шобла, чего затрещали?! Сам вижу, что мы опять у спанж-демона в заднице. Нам снасти надо сворачивать, да валить отсюда поскорее, пока мы тут в супе вместо овощей плавать не стали. Тут всё-равно ничего крупнокалиберного не видать, так что нечего нам тут без дела следить. Курс - на ближайший портал, беееее-гом! Смотрите только в суп не попадайте, тут я ваши туши не выловлю, а они мне ещё пригодятся. Если какая мразь вылезет - палите по ней, но все патроны не перестреляйте! Давай-давай, шевели культями! ((двигаться к ближайшему порталу, агрессивно реагировать на Реакцию, не нападать первыми на встретившиеся отряды))
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